(Source: seinfeld)
"I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp."
Tractor story.
"Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it."
— George Costanza
(Source: steinfield)
Thanks Brian!
Thanks to my amazing boyfriend for finding this link.
ELAINE (putting on lipstick): Well, all I know is, he doesn’t like games and he doesn’t play games, you know? He has too much character and integrity.
JERRY: Ah ha. And what is his stand on abortion?
ELAINE (looks at Jerry and smears lipstick across her face): What?
JERRY: What is his stand…on abortion?
ELAINE: Well, I’m sure he’s pro-choice.
JERRY: How do you know?
ELAINE: Because he, well…he’s just so good-looking.
JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he’s gonna be coming over with those Paccino’s pizzas…could be trouble.(via The Couch)
(via dailyseinfeld)
R.I.P. Uncle Leo.
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