(Source: seinfeld)

"I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp."

Tractor story.

"Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it."
— George Costanza

(Source: steinfield)

Thanks Brian!

Thanks Brian!

Thanks to my amazing boyfriend for finding this link.

seinfeldsays:

via: yourmumbridge
dailyseinfeld:

ELAINE (putting on lipstick): Well, all I know is, he doesn’t like games          and he doesn’t play games, you know? He has too much character and integrity.JERRY: Ah ha. And what is his stand on abortion?ELAINE (looks at Jerry and smears lipstick across her face): What?JERRY: What is his stand…on abortion?ELAINE: Well, I’m sure he’s pro-choice.JERRY: How do you know?ELAINE: Because he, well…he’s just so good-looking.JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he’s gonna be coming          over with those Paccino’s pizzas…could be trouble.
(via The Couch)

dailyseinfeld:

ELAINE (putting on lipstick): Well, all I know is, he doesn’t like games and he doesn’t play games, you know? He has too much character and integrity.
JERRY: Ah ha. And what is his stand on abortion?
ELAINE (looks at Jerry and smears lipstick across her face): What?
JERRY: What is his stand…on abortion?
ELAINE: Well, I’m sure he’s pro-choice.
JERRY: How do you know?
ELAINE: Because he, well…he’s just so good-looking.
JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he’s gonna be coming over with those Paccino’s pizzas…could be trouble.

(via The Couch)

(via dailyseinfeld)

R.I.P. Uncle Leo.

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